A tremendous sacrifice
Events Analyst Dovid Muyderman found this astounding piece of altruism from the CEO of Polo Ralph Lauren. This is being entered in our “Supreme Sacrifice” Competition.
On July 20, 2010, the Compensation & Organizational Development Committee of Polo Ralph Lauren Corporation (the “Corporation”) and Mr. Ralph Lauren, the Corporation’s Chairman and Chief Executive Officer, agreed that commencing in fiscal 2011, the Corporation’s current fiscal year, Mr. Lauren will only be reimbursed for up to an aggregate amount of $200,000 for his personal aircraft travel for each fiscal year of his employment agreement.
This is incredibly generous of him, don’t you think? But what I found most incredible was the coincidence that they managed to find a CEO with the same name as the company? I mean that’s like having Mr. Aflac run Aflac, or Mr. A.K. Steel running AK Steel. It’s great brand… hold on there’s something coming in over the wires. Oh, how embarrassing, apparently Mr. Lauren founded the company and named it after himself. Oh, well, in that case, he was reimbursed $558,376 in fiscal 2010 for personal travel on the aircraft and in my humble opinion could probably be asked to pay for all of it.
Gross Up in the Air
Events Analyst Marge Schwietering’s interest was sufficiently piqued by this July 20th 8-K from MicroStrategy Incorporated to send it in.
The Company is authorized to make “tax gross-up” payments to Board members and executive officers of MicroStrategy who may incur income or payroll taxes in connection with their non-business use of the NetJets Aircraft. The Company is further authorized, at the sole discretion of the CEO, to make such tax gross-up payments to other employees of the Company in connection with their non-business use of the NetJets Aircraft. The authorized tax gross-up payment to be paid to (or withheld and paid to the appropriate taxing authority on behalf of) an individual in connection with such individual’s non-business use of the NetJets Aircraft will be a cash amount approximating the amount of the individual’s (i) federal and state income and payroll taxes (or in the case of an individual who may be subject to taxes on income and wages in a jurisdiction other than the U.S., the applicable taxes on income and wages in such other jurisdiction) (the “Income Taxes”) on the taxable income associated with such non-business use plus (ii) Income Taxes on the taxes that the individual may incur as a result of the payment of taxes by the Company.
What’s the obvious question here? Well, the obvious question apart from “What the hell were they thinking?” Yes, you’ve got it. What about (iii) income taxes on the income taxes on the taxes that the individual may incur as a result of the payment of taxes on the payment of taxes by the company? And what about (iv) income taxes on the income taxes on the income taxes on the taxes that the individual may incur as a result of the payment of taxes on the payment of taxes on the payment of taxes by the company? And what about (v)income taxes on the income taxes on the income taxes on the income taxes on the taxes that the individual may incur as a result of the payment of taxes on the payment of taxes on the payment of taxes on the payment of taxes by the company? Where does it end? Call the auditors!
Mr. Marchioli's Grand Slamwich
This is so good, we had to give you a lot of it. Dovid found this also, in a July 21 8-K from Denny’s.
On July 19, 2010, the Company received a letter from Mr. Marchioli notifying us that he disagreed with the statements made by the Company in the Form 8-K.
The Company’s July 15, 2010 Form 8-K statement regarding my removal from the board of directors is not accurate, and I believe that the board’s action in removing me as a director was in violation of applicable law.
Letter excerpts:
Under Article III, Section 5 of the Company’s by-laws, the board may only remove a director for cause. There was never cause for my removal; indeed, if there had been, applicable SEC rules required you to specify the cause, which you did not do.
The corporate governance policy you relied upon to justify my removal cannot trump the by-laws. Indeed, by its terms, it specifies that the policy does not “supersede or replace” the by-laws.
Furthermore, the board’s action improperly seeks to circumvent a shareholder vote. The shareholders elected me to the board just this past May, and barely a month later, the board removed me without cause.
Your assertion that I “ceased to be eligible to discharge [my] duties as a member of the Board” is nonsensical. I am the company’s largest individual stockholder and my interests are completely aligned with those of the public investors. I have 9½ years of history as the company’s CEO and many more in the industry. Nobody is more knowledgeable about the company. The corporate governance policy was adopted so that if independent directors changed their outside business relationships, the board would (a) be aware of those changes and (b) have a chance to assess whether those changes in any way impact the director’s continued suitability to serve on the board. It was never intended to allow the board to force someone from the company involuntarily and then use that involuntary change of status as a makeweight to circumvent the by-laws and a shareholder vote.
For all these reasons, I believe that the board’s action was unlawful and a breach of fiduciary duty, and that the Form 8-K disclosure the company filed on July 15, 2010 was likewise inaccurate.
It sounds like Mr. Marchioli is getting a bit Zesty (Nachos) with his former colleagues. He’s certainly giving the board some Tsing Tsing (Chicken) and generally tearing them down a few (Chicken) Strips. This was a pretty (Rib) Sizzlin’ (Skillet Dinner) letter. Next thing you know he’ll be giving it to them with the (Oreo) Blender Blaster. Good for him, we say.
On another topic entirely
It’s news to me that the British won’t even let the Iroquois Nationals Lacrosse Team into the country, never mind participate in the world championships, because they don’t recognize their Haudenosaunee passports (see headlines link). It’s a disgrace. The Iroquois invented lacrosse.
On the one hand they won’t let the Iroquois into the country but on the other British Petroleum (better known as BP) is quite happy to sell upstream assets to the Apaches. It’s double standards if you ask me.
Hold on, something’s coming in over the wires. What? It’s not the Apaches? It’s Apache Corporation? I thought there was a ban on sports teams being named after Native American tribes? It’s not a sports team? It’s an oil company? Oh, that makes sense then.
Sorry about that confusion.
Paul Hodgson - Senior Research Associate